tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-81933598106477586702024-02-08T09:02:10.222-08:00Pip's Davin Rosenblatthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06089495720643921183noreply@blogger.comBlogger40125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8193359810647758670.post-37530562740033461452018-06-27T06:51:00.003-07:002018-06-27T06:51:39.113-07:00June 26, 2018When you find yourself about to criticize someone for something inconsequential, first ask, "What's it to ya?' What difference does it make in your life if someone has a stupid shirt on?Davin Rosenblatthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06089495720643921183noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8193359810647758670.post-61672345095809508492017-10-27T12:33:00.002-07:002017-10-27T12:33:21.376-07:00October 24, 2017If you got Halloween candy as a kid, you have to give it out as an adult.Davin Rosenblatthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06089495720643921183noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8193359810647758670.post-87757085699829346542016-12-29T08:03:00.000-08:002016-12-29T08:03:01.073-08:00December 27, 2016If you do it once, be prepared to be asked to do it again.Davin Rosenblatthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06089495720643921183noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8193359810647758670.post-84920154498445627292016-07-01T08:34:00.000-07:002016-07-01T08:34:14.772-07:00June 28, 2016Driving slow in the left lane is way more dangerous than driving fast in the rightDavin Rosenblatthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06089495720643921183noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8193359810647758670.post-90928470745871565402016-03-24T09:46:00.002-07:002016-03-24T09:46:10.895-07:00March 22, 2016<span id="yui_3_16_0_ym18_1_1458837840778_2770" style="font-family: Calibri, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">Even if they sell 31 flavors, get the vanilla if it's your favorite.</span>Davin Rosenblatthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06089495720643921183noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8193359810647758670.post-24233036090035996262015-12-17T12:29:00.002-08:002015-12-17T12:29:51.162-08:00December 15, 2015<span id="yui_3_16_0_1_1450384129391_2239" style="font-family: Calibri, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">If
you have to run a red light, make a face like you are terrified. That
way, whatever crazy story you come up with to avoid the
ticket, your face on the red-light cam will match. </span>Davin Rosenblatthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06089495720643921183noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8193359810647758670.post-45857340464953089212014-12-19T08:45:00.003-08:002014-12-19T08:45:59.691-08:00December 16, 2014<span id="yui_3_16_0_1_1419007404903_5097" style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-size: 15px; line-height: 21.29px;">Buy people the presents you know they will like, even if it's not necessarily the one you want to give them.</span> Davin Rosenblatthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06089495720643921183noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8193359810647758670.post-42677614140711852022014-10-01T06:30:00.001-07:002014-10-01T06:30:09.229-07:00September 30, 2014<span id="yui_3_16_0_1_1412169343503_13775" style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-size: 15px; line-height: 21.29px;">What happens in Vegas...is going to show up on your credit card statement.</span>Davin Rosenblatthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06089495720643921183noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8193359810647758670.post-33178602494469058722014-08-27T08:31:00.002-07:002014-08-27T08:31:59.745-07:00August 26, 2014<span id="yui_3_16_0_1_1409149812121_17493" style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-size: 15px; line-height: 21.29px;">If your friend with a lot of cats invites you to dinner, first buy them one of those novelty plates that says that "Food tastes better with a little cat fur." If they laugh, don't eat there. </span> Davin Rosenblatthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06089495720643921183noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8193359810647758670.post-46824989071097754602014-07-18T07:55:00.002-07:002014-07-18T07:55:49.515-07:00July 15, 2014Drivers - If you flip somebody off for some bone-headed driving mistake, you are doomed to make the same mistake within the next hour.<br />
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Davin Rosenblatthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06089495720643921183noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8193359810647758670.post-31346849506439570082014-06-26T12:06:00.001-07:002014-06-26T12:06:11.970-07:00June 24, 2014<span id="yui_3_16_0_1_1403797633883_33063" style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-size: 15px; line-height: 21.29px;">Buying "thinspiration" pants is a guarantee to pack on at least 5 pounds.</span> Davin Rosenblatthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06089495720643921183noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8193359810647758670.post-85042794735407834292014-06-13T13:01:00.002-07:002014-06-13T13:01:18.565-07:00June 10, 2014<span id="yui_3_16_0_1_1402671332002_23685" style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-size: 15px; line-height: 21.29px;">If you have close-by neighbors, something undesireable of theirs is going to come into your yard.</span> Davin Rosenblatthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06089495720643921183noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8193359810647758670.post-50171747341840922882014-05-09T07:36:00.001-07:002014-05-09T07:36:16.214-07:00May 6, 2014<span id="yui_3_16_0_1_1399644864717_10850" style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-size: 15px; line-height: 21.29px;">A perfectly green lawn with no dandelions is the sign of misspent priorities.</span> Davin Rosenblatthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06089495720643921183noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8193359810647758670.post-84918933956374038592014-05-01T13:04:00.002-07:002014-05-01T13:04:24.135-07:00April 29, 2014Instead of catering to their customers, Airlines now expect the customers to cater to them.Davin Rosenblatthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06089495720643921183noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8193359810647758670.post-15638428083799062062014-04-25T12:20:00.001-07:002014-04-25T12:20:25.871-07:00April 22, 2014If your cell phone runs out of charge or is set to no ring, that is when you will misplace it. Davin Rosenblatthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06089495720643921183noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8193359810647758670.post-88917436106551641502014-04-16T07:39:00.002-07:002014-04-16T07:39:57.503-07:00April 15, 2014Whenever you have to buy something embarrassing, there will be a young, attractive member of the opposite sex at the cash register. Davin Rosenblatthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06089495720643921183noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8193359810647758670.post-27849968766293554322014-04-03T11:14:00.002-07:002014-04-03T11:14:30.673-07:00March 25, 2014<br />The way you feel about deer depends a lot on how close they are to your car.Davin Rosenblatthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06089495720643921183noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8193359810647758670.post-69590857337703839252014-03-12T14:01:00.000-07:002014-03-12T14:01:27.273-07:00March 11, 2014Even in a blackout, never light someone's candle that is shaped like anything besides a normal candle. Davin Rosenblatthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06089495720643921183noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8193359810647758670.post-62825339704331500782014-02-26T11:01:00.001-08:002014-02-26T11:01:31.095-08:00February 25, 2014In the dating world, a red flag for most people is still a green light for some. Davin Rosenblatthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06089495720643921183noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8193359810647758670.post-55793864251388791492014-02-19T10:42:00.000-08:002014-02-19T10:42:10.173-08:00February 18, 2014The delivery man always waits until you are in the bathroom. Davin Rosenblatthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06089495720643921183noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8193359810647758670.post-78428904585767729802014-02-06T10:39:00.001-08:002014-02-06T10:39:37.577-08:00February 4, 2014When you use the car's wiper fluid, the car's wipers are automatically set - First swipe messes up the windshield so you can't see anything. The second swipe cleans the windshield. The third swipe smudges it back up again. Davin Rosenblatthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06089495720643921183noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8193359810647758670.post-15941672154979328862013-12-18T07:48:00.001-08:002013-12-18T07:48:53.360-08:00December 17, 2013If some people tried to sell their brains, the major selling point would be low mileage. Davin Rosenblatthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06089495720643921183noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8193359810647758670.post-59349887157429515472013-11-29T06:40:00.000-08:002013-11-29T06:40:00.006-08:00November 26, 2013If your living room is filled with roaches...that probably means you are totally out of snacks. Davin Rosenblatthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06089495720643921183noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8193359810647758670.post-63052477716304416132013-11-15T11:35:00.002-08:002013-11-15T11:35:09.396-08:00November 12, 2013Whenever someone starts a sentence with, "In all honesty" or "To tell you the truth", you are about to be lied to. Davin Rosenblatthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06089495720643921183noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8193359810647758670.post-85803429170961033682013-11-07T07:05:00.003-08:002013-11-07T07:05:49.524-08:00Winners of the best PHCP by a listener contest!
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