Pip's

Friday, May 9, 2014

A perfectly green lawn with no dandelions is the sign of misspent priorities.

Instead of catering to their customers, Airlines now expect the customers to cater to them.

If your cell phone runs out of charge or is set to no ring, that is when you will misplace it.

Whenever you have to buy something embarrassing, there will be a young, attractive member of the opposite sex at the cash register.

The way you feel about deer depends a lot on how close they are to your car.

Even in a blackout, never light someone's candle that is shaped like anything besides a normal candle.

In the dating world, a red flag for most people is still a green light for some.