Tuesday, July 23, 2013


Puppies are cute until they eat their own poop. Boyfriends are cute until they eat your best friend.

Wednesday, July 17, 2013

Wednesday, July 10, 2013


Always beware the old man who says, "Hey you kids, get ON my lawn!"

Wednesday, July 3, 2013


If she makes you use a coaster for your drink, she's definitely going to make you use a condom in the pink.