Friday, December 19, 2014
December 16, 2014
Buy people the presents you know they will like, even if it's not necessarily the one you want to give them.
Wednesday, October 1, 2014
Wednesday, August 27, 2014
August 26, 2014
If your friend with a lot of cats invites you to dinner, first buy them one of those novelty plates that says that "Food tastes better with a little cat fur." If they laugh, don't eat there.
Friday, July 18, 2014
July 15, 2014
Drivers - If you flip somebody off for some bone-headed driving mistake, you are doomed to make the same mistake within the next hour.
Thursday, June 26, 2014
Friday, June 13, 2014
June 10, 2014
If you have close-by neighbors, something undesireable of theirs is going to come into your yard.
Friday, May 9, 2014
Thursday, May 1, 2014
April 29, 2014
Instead of catering to their customers, Airlines now expect the customers to cater to them.
Friday, April 25, 2014
April 22, 2014
If your cell phone runs out of charge or is set to no ring, that is when you will misplace it.
Wednesday, April 16, 2014
April 15, 2014
Whenever you have to buy something embarrassing, there will be a young, attractive member of the opposite sex at the cash register.
Thursday, April 3, 2014
Wednesday, March 12, 2014
March 11, 2014
Even in a blackout, never light someone's candle that is shaped like anything besides a normal candle.
Wednesday, February 26, 2014
Wednesday, February 19, 2014
Thursday, February 6, 2014
February 4, 2014
When you use the car's wiper fluid, the car's wipers are automatically set - First swipe messes up the windshield so you can't see anything. The second swipe cleans the windshield. The third swipe smudges it back up again.
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