February 25, 2014

In the dating world, a red flag for most people is still a green light for some. 

February 18, 2014

The delivery man always waits until you are in the bathroom.

February 4, 2014

When you use the car's wiper fluid, the car's wipers are automatically set - First swipe messes up the windshield so you can't see anything.  The second swipe cleans the windshield.  The third swipe smudges it back up again.