Friday, September 27, 2013
September 24, 2013
Don't use up two parking spaces in a crowded parking lot unless you have a ready supply of car touch up paint.
September 17, 2013
The speed of the car in front of you is inversely proportionate to the desperation with which you need to get home to the bathroom.
Friday, September 6, 2013
September 3, 2013
Even if you are St. Francis, you only have about a 75% chance of keeping your friend's hamster alive until they get home from vacation.
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