Friday, November 29, 2013

November 26, 2013

If your living room is filled with roaches...that probably means you are totally out of snacks.

Friday, November 15, 2013

November 12, 2013

Whenever someone starts a sentence with, "In all honesty" or "To tell you the truth", you are about to be lied to.

Thursday, November 7, 2013

Winners of the best PHCP by a listener contest!

First Place - Mr Gee - The last bus home is the one you just missed

Second Place - Trucker Tom - The one day you need everything to go right is the one day it goes horribly wrong 

Third Place - Jill B - Always leave the bar before the lights come back on.



November 5, 2013

Staples are to sewing as pickle juice is to lube.  It might get the job done, but you won't be happy with the results.