Wednesday, October 30, 2013

October 29, 2013

I dislike both passive aggressive behavior and hypocrites. That's why I'm saying this on air instead of talking to anyone face to face about it.

Wednesday, October 23, 2013

October 22, 2013

Before breaking up with someone heinous either 1. Hide a dead flounder in their apartment or 2. Write them a note saying you did.

Wednesday, October 16, 2013

October 15, 2013

Some cultures say that getting pooped on by a bird is good luck.  It is, if you own a dry cleaners.

Wednesday, October 9, 2013

October 8, 2013

No one should say the words "cottage cheese" within hearing distance of women in bathing suits.

Wednesday, October 2, 2013