Wednesday, October 23, 2013

October 22, 2013

Before breaking up with someone heinous either 1. Hide a dead flounder in their apartment or 2. Write them a note saying you did.

1 comment:

  1. This reminds me of the story of a woman who cleared her husband out from their house so her boyfriend could move in. He stuffed all the stair rods with anchovies before he left. The terrible smell resulted in the almost total dismantling of the house inside and rebuilding, and of course the refitting of new carpets neatly fixed with the stairods