August 13, 2013

 

 

No matter where the cat throws up, you will only find it with your bare feet.

July 30, 2013

 

If a mean girl looses weight, she usually tells her fattest friend first.

7/24/13

Puppies are cute until they eat their own poop. Boyfriends are cute until they eat your best friend.

7/17/13

The prettier the counter help, the looser the coffee cup lid.

7/10/13

Always beware the old man who says, "Hey you kids, get ON my lawn!"

7/3/2013

If she makes you use a coaster for your drink, she's definitely going to make you use a condom in the pink.